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BrandtOE finn 1 fel. :P
Jag läste bara de korta skämten :/
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#1 RudaaN: :D
Alltså hur kan så pantade bli advokater.
Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
10 år i fängelse för att ha snott en handväska, whaat!? :O
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
ÅÅ detta är väldigt sköjj såhär innan läggdags.
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
#8 larry: Guldkorn
"Några" roliga frågor. Klagar dock inte för roligt var det! :)
#8 larry: Hahaha den bästa
#8 larry: Helt klart min favorit efter jag läst allihop! :)
hahaha tyckte denna va bäst, efter #8 larry: då.
Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
Haha drygare jävel!!
Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
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